Peak Internet Male Performance (pimp)

Behind every cartoon pfp, 6 figure PNL, and green candle spam sits a fat bro with no social skills, a wrecked sleep schedule, Uber Eats receipts stacked to the ceiling, and way too much money. He has not touched grass in months, speaks only in tickers, and moves markets with a single click while you blink. This is Peak Internet Male Performance, the final boss of the timeline, and there is not a single thing you can do about it. $PIMP Absolutely.